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Gray Matters: Be healthy, avoid geezer jokes

There are 104 comments on the Newsday story from Feb 7, 2009, titled Gray Matters: Be healthy, avoid geezer jokes. In it, Newsday reports that:

When someone writes and says he or she is "70 years young," I am tempted to reply, "No, you're not.

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Geezer disease

Silver Spring, MD

#120 Nov 16, 2017
Dave wrote:
honey dont leave me. we can have a good time.
Youre too old and loose..theres no excitement only remorse and abandonment
German milf

Hockessin, DE

#123 Apr 22, 2018
Dave wrote:
hey honey wanna chat?
With your granddaughter!
Baggy skinned Geezers

United States

#124 Apr 25, 2018
Im older than a graybeard baggy eyed con
Trailer Geezer

Hockessin, DE

#126 Jul 8, 2018
la la la lola wrote:
Orgasms are better after 35 - MUCH better. Are they twice as good at 70?

If they are, then I hope to be a granny slut when I get old!
Like your wrinkly mother is with her loose walls

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