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🦃Thanksgiving Fart💨 Gettysburg Sausage Stuffing

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Fartcook

New Castle, DE

#1 Nov 10, 2017
Cook Gettysburg sausage. Drain (save 4oz of drippings to secretly snjff).

Melt fart margarine. Add enough to Gettysburg sausage drippings to make 1 cup of farts sauceled.

Saute with Traf Sauceled Poop; onions and celery in margarine/fart dripping mixture until onion is tender. DO NOT BROWN-STAIN UNDIES JUST YET....

Stuff FART turkey. You can also omit the Gettysburg sausage, increase the traf-bread cubes to 9 cups, and add a teaspoon or two of shart-salt.
That fart

Richmond, VA

#2 Nov 10, 2017
Good.
Gettysburg Soft Serve

Manteca, CA

#4 Nov 13, 2017
Fartcook wrote:
Cook Gettysburg sausage. Drain (save 4oz of drippings to secretly snjff).

Melt fart margarine. Add enough to Gettysburg sausage drippings to make 1 cup of farts sauceled.

Saute with Traf Sauceled Poop; onions and celery in margarine/fart dripping mixture until onion is tender. DO NOT BROWN-STAIN UNDIES JUST YET....

Stuff FART turkey. You can also omit the Gettysburg sausage, increase the traf-bread cubes to 9 cups, and add a teaspoon or two of shart-salt.
Try a bowl of Gettysburg Soft Serve.

A coiled up turd with rainbow sprinkles inside a cup.
Gene

Bladensburg, MD

#6 Nov 16, 2017
Gettysburg Soft Serve wrote:
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Try a bowl of Gettysburg Soft Serve.

A coiled up turd with rainbow sprinkles inside a cup.
Gettysburg Milkshake: Diarrhea and ice pulsed a few times in a food processor.
Dodoeaterpeter

Erin, TN

#7 Nov 16, 2017
I mix mustard in mine, taste great and fresh.
Shart Fart

Seattle, WA

#8 Nov 16, 2017
Sure.
Gettysburg Sausage Works

Buffalo, NY

#9 Nov 19, 2017
Dodoeaterpeter wrote:
I mix mustard in mine, taste great and fresh.
Try a Gettysburger.

Try one.
fart raider

Chula Vista, CA

#10 Nov 19, 2017
nice
Pattypharts

Erin, TN

#11 Nov 19, 2017
ty lord for farts
Fartland Faiders

Miami, FL

#12 Nov 20, 2017
ok
Fart Cranberries

Mountain View, CA

#13 Nov 22, 2017
Nice
Fart Ready 2 Eat

Reno, NV

#14 Nov 22, 2017
cook
Fart toast

Matawan, NJ

#15 Nov 27, 2017
Cranberry.
Never Fart Here

Beverly Shores, IN

#16 Nov 30, 2017
Fart birds.
Never Fart Here

Beverly Shores, IN

#17 Nov 30, 2017
Fart.
Gettysburg Shucks Docks

Sacramento, CA

#18 Nov 30, 2017
Never Fart Here wrote:
Fart.
Runny diarrhea makes its own gravy!

Try a Gettysburg Milkshake.
Terrific FART

Houston, TX

#19 Nov 30, 2017
Nice.
Gettysburg Shucks Docks

Manteca, CA

#20 Dec 3, 2017
Terrific FART wrote:
Nice.
Gettysburg Mouthwash: A 2 liter bottle full of piss.
Foamy Fart

Rocky Ford, CO

#22 Dec 3, 2017
Mercury.
FART SEEKING

Buffalo, NY

#23 Dec 10, 2017
Planet.

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