Houston Needs a Tejano FM Radio Station
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I said that

Canyon Lake, TX

#706 Dec 29, 2016
real history wrote:
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Hey at least I'm the color of Love and not FECES like yourself! LOL
And we all love using the color white to wipe our asses ew lol
I said that

Canyon Lake, TX

#707 Dec 29, 2016
We love putting brown spots on white lol
ouch

Canyon Lake, TX

#708 Dec 29, 2016
real history wrote:
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Hey at least I'm the color of Love and not FECES like yourself! LOL
Naw don't think pale is the color of love.....tell me why whites pay a lot of money for tanning ?
They love brown not pale people like you who can't tan lol
real history

United States

#709 Dec 31, 2016
ouch wrote:
<quoted text>Naw don't think pale is the color of love.....tell me why whites pay a lot of money for tanning ?
They love brown not pale people like you who can't tan lol
Well I don't know about that. But I do know that your women will fall to their backs and spread their legs on command for a White Man! LOL
True History

United States

#710 Dec 31, 2016
real history wrote:
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Well I don't know about that. But I do know that your women will fall to their backs and spread their legs on command for a White Man! LOL
only for $$$$$$$ sorry but that's not love lol
Mojadito

El Paso, TX

#711 Jul 19, 2017
[I do not know WHY anyone would want yet another station playing that so called music that is sung by a bunch of tone deaf drunk Mexicans with a head cold. They really need to blow their noses prior to recording the song or simply not sing because they sound so bad. Only someone having had too much Tequila could possibly like those sounds. if you miss that noise so much simply move to or near Mexico and you get all the terrible Tejano music you want. its terrible!
Fart sausage good

Westminster, CO

#712 Jul 19, 2017
Gasman wrote:
Time for a fart report....

Competitive eater Joey Chestnut won his 5th consecutive Nathan's International Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4th at Coney Island in Brooklyn... And while the 62 hot dogs he consumed were not a record, hours after the event ended he set a world record for clogging his toilet 27 times in just 10 minutes while farting countless times...

"The eating competitions are exciting and they're what the sport of competitive eating is known for. It's what the public sees," said a sweaty Chestnut, minutes after clogging his toilet for the last time. "But only those on the inside know that the real excitement comes after the competitions in the competitive eaters' bathrooms."

With his girlfriend cheering him on and his hotel's maintenance man serving as a witness, Chestnut began clogging his toilet just minutes after arriving back at his midtown Manhattan hotel following the competition. A ton on farts were released as well...

"It's all about timing and strategy," said Chestnut. "Start too soon and all of that hot dog meat hasn't hit your colon yet. Start too late and well; you've got quite a mess on your hands."

Chestnut says he knew he would have a shot at the toilet clogging record right at the start.

"The first log came out thick, wide and dense and dropped right over the hole in the toilet," he said. "I knew it was a clogger. So I flushed and, sure enough, brown poop water came right up to the rim of the toilet. A perfect clogging..."

Chestnut kept on like that as his digestive system worked through pound after pound of processed scrap meat. Only during the last three cloggings did he experience any sort of difficulty..

"By then my bowels were pretty much evacuated," he said. "So what was left was all about aim. Plus, I had pretty much ruined the toilet at that point, too. The janitor guy had broken three plungers.."

Chestnut says he hopes his digestive feats can motivate people:...

"If I can eat a lot of hot dogs, which then cause me to repeatedly clog up a toilet, I imagine other people can do stuff, too," he said. "Like something burp-related. Or who knows — maybe even something valuable to the world. Powering a windmill by farts from eating pizza, for example."

Fart, wet fart.
Try the Tejano fart sausage.
Mojadito

El Paso, TX

#713 Jul 19, 2017
If you want to hear such terrible music just buy the groups cd. That way they get paid out of your pocket instead of playing for free or supported by commercials. We need tejano/norteno music like we need more car commercials. That what I do to attract handymen hanging around The hardwarestore parking lot. It's like an ice cream truck jingle for men looking for work.
Lunch farts

Houston, TX

#714 Jul 19, 2017
Fart sausage good wrote:
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Try the Tejano fart sausage.
I like the farts it's like an ice cream for snjffers
Akio43

Houston, TX

#715 May 31, 2018
Houston needs a Chicano/Tejano music Radio Station. San Antonio Corpus, the Valley have one or two, while we have to leave houston in order to find out WHATS HAPPENIN. You go even to New Mexico and theyre playing our music. All you hear in Houston Musica de circo .
Akio43

Absecon, NJ

#716 May 31, 2018
And the farts.
Grande

Media, PA

#720 Jun 17, 2018
Akio43 wrote:
Houston needs a Chicano/Tejano music Radio Station. San Antonio Corpus, the Valley have one or two, while we have to leave houston in order to find out WHATS HAPPENIN. You go even to New Mexico and theyre playing our music. All you hear in Houston Musica de circo .
Deport illegals
Call ICE they can locate you with tejano music in mexico.
Lee

Palo Alto, CA

#721 Jun 17, 2018
Fart Headlines wrote:
Feeding Plans For Patients With Flatulence (farting in pants)

Dietary management of flatulence is primarily concerned with decreasing the intestinal gas that results from bacterial fermentation of undigested food (Table 2). Animals with excessive or objectionable flatus generally benefit from highly digestible foods (dry­matter digestibility >90%) offered in small, frequent meals. This protocol reduces the food residues available for bacterial fermentation in the large intestine and should reduce gas production..

Certain protein, carbohydrate, and fiber ingredients or levels may affect flatus production in individual animals. Of the numerous foods alleged to enhance flatus in humans, baked beans are the only natural food that has been carefully studied. A diet deriving half of its calories from baked beans increased flatus in humans from a basal level of 15 to 176 ml/hour. Flatulent animals may benefit from eating foods that do not contain sources of legumes (e.g., soybean meal, soybean mill run, soy hulls, peas, pea fiber, pinto beans)...

Changing the source of dietary protein or carbohy­drates may benefit some flatulent animals. In general, aerophagia and dietary carbohydrate are the primary contributors to the volume of intestinal gas, whereas dietary protein contributes to the odoriferous gases. Reports have confirmed that a diet in which all carbohydrates are supplied by white rice reduces intestinal gas formation in humans.2°2' Studies2221 in dogs also suggest that less intestinal gas is produced when the primary source of carbohydrates is rice than when it is other sources of carbohydrate such as wheat or corn (Figure 1).23 Therefore, suggesting the use of commercial or homemade foods containing rice as the primary or only source of carbohydrate for flatulent dogs and cats is a prudent recommendation..-

Vegetable-based foods containing strongly flavored, sulfur-containing vegetables or legumes should be avoided in flatulent patients. In some cases, reducing dietary protein content alleviates odoriferous flatus...

IN most cases, vitamin-mineral supplements should be avoided because these products can alter intestinal microbial activity. Because lactose in food and treats (e.g., cheese, ice cream, milk) may contribute to flatulence in adult animals, foods containing lactose should be eliminated from the diet. Foods that are high in fructose, resistant starch, and/or fermentable fiber should also be avoided. A series of dietary trials is often...

successful in finding a food that reduces excessive flatulence or objectionable flatus in individual pets!! And fat people who are trying to " deflate" their weight---
And those farts.

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