My Best Friend Impregnated My Mom.
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#64 Apr 4, 2012
Can I bone your mom as well?
Mai Lee

Lawrenceville, GA

#65 Apr 4, 2012
lol such trolls
Summer Fling

Houston, TX

#66 Apr 5, 2012
She use to give me a slice of wter mellon after I did her

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#67 Apr 5, 2012
land161 wrote:
Can I bone your mom as well?

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#68 Apr 5, 2012
Summer Fling wrote:
She use to give me a slice of wter mellon after I did her
Water Mellon, that's kind of weird don't you think?

Denver, CO

#69 Apr 6, 2012
I boned a few mammys in time

Urbana, IL

#71 Apr 25, 2012
Good for them. Similar thing happened to me and my best friend's mom. As a kid I remember thinking how she was the hottest girl I've ever seen. I thought about how awesome it would be to get with her every night. Even when I did my gf in high school I was thinking about her. Then one night I was staying at my friend's place and he decided to go to bed, and I was going to crash on the couch. His mom came out and started talking to me. She told me how cute she thought I am, and I told her how I've had a crush on her for the longest time. Then she told me that I didn't need to sleep on the couch. Best night ever. Nine months later we were married and had our first kid (girl). We've been talking about having another one. She's 41 and I'm 24. At first my friend was really pissed at me, but he's gotten used to our situation now.
This is just sick

United States

#72 Apr 26, 2012
Dirty mother effer. I would have trashed that "friend" the first time he mentioned what was on his mind. But having a mother who would fulfill such a scum bag's desires would fill me with enough shame to leave home and not return.

Since: Dec 11

Baytown, TX

#73 Apr 27, 2012
call the jerry springer show...

Winnipeg, Canada

#74 Dec 4, 2012
SpaceCake wrote:
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hey,how's their relationship going? Do you care for your new brother? Is your friend becoming like a father to you?

United States

#75 Dec 6, 2012
Im 26 and dated a 44 year old....
My uncle told me "what are you going to do when your 50 and she's 70....
Took the whole damn thing out of my mind. TELL YOUR BUDDY THAT!!!

Medina, OH

#77 Aug 8, 2013
I was that azzhole guy at one time. I got my high school buddy's mother pregnant to. I was 20 and she was 40 when she conceived My buddy was 19. He went to college and I did not. My mother and father moves back to there home state and I did not want to leave my friends. I got a job and moved into my buddies room. I have known them all my life and we were all good friends. It took about a year but one night after drinking a little wine and have a intense talk......we made love. I have always had the hots for her and when we funked for the first time, it was like I was in heaven or I did the best drug in the world. I told her about how I felt and she also had hidden feeling for me. I found that the more I was with her the more I was in love with her.
I asked her to marry me and have my baby. She did not want a baby at first but the more we talked about it the ideal grew with her. HAHA Mostly in her tummy!!!! I just stopped using condoms and at first she fought me but I won out. She did not because pregnant for almost a year, right after my 20th birthday. Her son at first did not like that we were sleeping together but freaked out when we told him she was pregnant. We got married right away and moved to a new house that was a little more baby friendly. My wife gave birth to a little girl and not more than three months later she was pregnant again. This baby was unexpected. I guess you can get pregnant very eazy after having a baby.
That was 7 years ago and we are still going strong. it turns out that I think that my friendship with my buddy has even gotten better. We are still best friends and do all kind of stuff. Only I can't talk to him about sex. He doesn't want to her about his mothers sex life.

Jackson, MS

#80 Nov 26, 2016
Looks like you are the one that messed this whole thing up. Sure he may have been jerk face but at least he asked your permission before he did anything bad. And your Mom did not surprise or ambush you with the news either. The only problem is you thought he was joking which is a shame.

You really only have two options at this point. You can either accept it or you don't. If you don't accept it then plan not being a part of your Mother's life for the foreseeable future. It would be best that way. It would be a shame for I see by your response she really loves you.

All I can really say to is time is a great healer. To get past this will take time.

Suwanee, GA

#81 Nov 26, 2016

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#84 May 14, 2018
SpaceCake wrote:
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Really good actually. I've never had a little brother so its kind of a bittersweet situation, what with his dad being my friend and all.
Congratulations to u,ur mom and friend...good to know u r taking it positively ..i think u would be a really nice uncle

Davis, CA

#85 May 14, 2018
SpaceCake wrote:
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Really good actually. I've never had a little brother so its kind of a bittersweet situation, what with his dad being my friend and all.
And those farts.

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