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“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#1 Apr 18, 2017
*swear myself in as Mayor*
Ooo!
Ooo!
Aaa!

“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#2 Apr 18, 2017
*coat all four paws in ink*
*approve ordinances and laws*
*jump up and down on papers*
Ooo!
Ooo!
Aaa!

“Love one another”

Since: Apr 10

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#3 Apr 18, 2017
Flying Monkey 1 wrote:
*coat all four paws in ink*
*approve ordinances and laws*
*jump up and down on papers*
Ooo!
Ooo!
Aaa!
The Mayor of Oz is a monkey! Gotta love it! LOL!
Which witch is which

Huntington, WV

#4 Apr 18, 2017
Pop Tart- wrote:
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The Mayor of Oz is a monkey! Gotta love it! LOL!
I want to grab his tail badly. I would even wish to be his tail badly, so what am I talking about?

“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#5 Apr 19, 2017
*approve contract to repave yellow brick road*

“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#6 Apr 20, 2017
*Change munchkin's contract to give them 50 paid holidays a year*

“The magic is in you...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#7 Apr 20, 2017
A flying monkey is the Mayor of Oz!?!

*bewildered look*

Oh well, I don't have to do the paperwork anymore.

Good Luck, Monkey!:o)

Since: Feb 14

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#9 Apr 20, 2017
-Glinda- wrote:
A flying monkey is the Mayor of Oz!?!

*bewildered look*

Oh well, I don't have to do the paperwork anymore.

Good Luck, Monkey!:o)
Paperwork? Well, he should have been lining his own cage by now anyway. He is not allowed to be in the Flying Monkeys union any longer, now that he is in management, you know.

“The magic is in you...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#10 Apr 20, 2017
Trunketeer wrote:
<quoted text> Paperwork? Well, he should have been lining his own cage by now anyway. He is not allowed to be in the Flying Monkeys union any longer, now that he is in management, you know.
Oh, yes! He also has to deal with the billing, paydays, cleaning, grievances, etc. He did me a big favor, he just doesn't know it yet. Lol

He has to resign his position in the union and hire a replacement.

Since: Feb 14

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#11 Apr 20, 2017
-Glinda- wrote:
<quoted text

He has to resign his position in the union and hire a replacement.
We shall all be resigned by the time he gets done with the lot of us, I am afraid.

“The magic is in you...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#12 Apr 20, 2017
Trunketeer wrote:
<quoted text>We shall all be resigned by the time he gets done with the lot of us, I am afraid.
I don't mind resigning. I wonder how the monkey will look wearing my shoes. ;o)

Since: Feb 14

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#13 Apr 20, 2017
-Glinda- wrote:
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I don't mind resigning. I wonder how the monkey will look wearing my shoes. ;o)
If the shoe fits, he will wear them, but I want to see him in that red dress holding the sparkling wand !

“The magic is in you...”

Since: Jul 10

Land of Oz

#14 Apr 20, 2017
Trunketeer wrote:
<quoted text> If the shoe fits, he will wear them, but I want to see him in that red dress holding the sparkling wand !
Bahahaha! Nope, sorry! He can't have my dress or the wand.

“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#15 Apr 20, 2017
Ooo?
*scratch head*
Ooo?
*tap finger on head*
Ooooooooooooo!
*search trunk of disguises*
*put on Crazy Cat Lady disguise*
*try to put on Crazy Cat Lady's size 8 dress over size 20 booty*
Oooooooooooo..........
*put on Deputy Mayor's badge*
*strut*
*open briefcase*
*search official papers*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
20,000 ban Bills later.......
*fall asleep*
*snore*

“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#16 Apr 20, 2017
*take off Crazy Cat Lady disguise*
*Make official declaration that all clowns are now official greeters in the Land of Oz*

Since: Feb 14

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#17 Apr 22, 2017
Flying Monkey 1 wrote:
Ooo?
*scratch head*
Ooo?
*tap finger on head*
Ooooooooooooo!
*search trunk of disguises*
*put on Crazy Cat Lady disguise*
*try to put on Crazy Cat Lady's size 8 dress over size 20 booty*
Oooooooooooo..........
*put on Deputy Mayor's badge*
*strut*
*open briefcase*
*search official papers*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
*ban Bill*
20,000 ban Bills later.......
*fall asleep*
*snore*
Hilarious! Meow! LOL

“Mayor of Oz”

Since: May 16

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#18 Apr 29, 2017
*cut taxes*
*get new scare-crow for cornfield*
*hire new wood cutter*
*turn witches' castle into tourist attraction*
lunch!
*nap*

snore!

Since: Feb 14

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#19 Apr 30, 2017
Oz consists of four vast quadrants, the North, South, East and West...so Mayor, have you chosen who is to be delegated to each of which has its own ruler? The realm itself has apparently been taken over by you, so what do you have in store for the Land of Oz next?

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Summerville

#20 May 1, 2017
Been a bit busy to post lately, but glad Oz is back!

Since: Feb 14

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#21 May 1, 2017
zedme wrote:
Been a bit busy to post lately, but glad Oz is back!
Oz is glad you are back as well! Just beware of the new Mayor in the Land. He may put you to work polishing his new badge or something!

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